If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we're making bets on your personal life
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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