Do you still have your period?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
