Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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