You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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