I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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