i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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