I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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