i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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