Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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