I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
The ass gains better be worth it
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