dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just invented taco cereal.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Randomize
