I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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