Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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I want her autograph on my taint
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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