What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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