how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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