i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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