You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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