i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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