Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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