I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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