you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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