Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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