He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
