eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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