so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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