Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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