I think i peed on brittanys purse
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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