i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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