do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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