I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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