How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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