we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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