when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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