Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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