i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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