can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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