those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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