you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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