i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize