Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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