He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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