at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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