i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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