Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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