problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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