i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need help removing her.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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