It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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