One girl and one boy is just not enough.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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