Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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