...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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