Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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