You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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