I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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