Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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