can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
